Over on Soda & Telepaths I reviewed a short hour long weird film with a ton of fascinating imagery that’s fun to talk about… so yeah, go off and read
Hellraiser (2022) – Raises Hell
Released: 8th October
Seen: 9th October

The Hellraiser franchise is one of the weirder major entries in the horror genre. Built around the idea of mixing sexuality and torture long before the phrase ‘torture porn’ was created as a pejorative for the more extreme kinds of horror, Hellraiser was always a series that sat just on the edge of the mainstream. You certainly knew about it thanks to the iconic image of Pinhead but it’s such a wild set of movies that even some horror fans might have issues with it (and also it kind of infamously started sucking around the 4th-5th movie, depending on which fan you ask). It’s also been the major horror franchise that’s avoided being rebooted longer than pretty much everything else… until now. It also is on the shortlist of “80s horror reboots that don’t suck”, a prestigious list if ever there was one.
Continue reading “Hellraiser (2022) – Raises Hell”Feed Me (2022) – Demented and Delightful
Over on Soda & Telepaths I’ve reviewed the wild Cannibal comedy film Feed Me, something that’s so insane and needs to be seen to be believed
Mr. Harrigan’s Phone (2022) – Call Waiting
Released: 5th October
Seen: 5th October

Considering how ubiquitous they are now, it’s kind of fascinating to realise that the modern cell phone is actually not that old. The first smartphone hit the market back in 1994 and was a technical revolution, soon going from a plaything of the wealthy to something that you literally cannot exist without in the modern world. We now exist with the entire history of human knowledge on an electronic device that fits right in our pocket, it’s nothing short of a miracle device. Of course, as happens to all technologies that become popular, the cell phone is a prime tool to be used in fiction and if there’s anyone who is good at taking mundane everyday objects and making them terrifying, it’s Stephen King… usually, with Mr. Harrigan’s Phone there’s nothing actually terrifying going on.
Continue reading “Mr. Harrigan’s Phone (2022) – Call Waiting”My Best Friend’s Exorcism (2022) – Possessed
Released: 30th September
Seen: 2nd October

1973 saw the release of The Exorcist, a film that’s still regularly considered the scariest film of all time. The stories of what would happen during the screenings of that film are legendary, people throwing up in the aisles, fainting in their seats, running from the theatre screaming in terror. It was an absolute phenomenon and it also effectively created the modern demon possession film as we know it. All the tropes of the genre basically originate from here and everyone since has tried desperately to match the effectiveness of the undeniable classic. The latest attempt to join the genre is a little teen comedy spin on the concept, My Best Friend’s Exorcism which could’ve been fun but like most teenagers, it feels unsure of itself.
Continue reading “My Best Friend’s Exorcism (2022) – Possessed”Beaten To Death (2022) – A Powerful Hit
Over on Soda & Telepaths, the latest addition to the film festival set of reviews is Beaten To Death, a high intensity aussie horror film that will kick the guts out of you
The Harbinger (2022) – Dreamy
Over on Soda & Telepaths I just posted a review for a fantastic little pandemic flick, The Harbinger, that’s not only worth reading about but also really should be seen if you get the chance.
Rotten Flowers (2022) – Smells Iffy
Over on Soda & Telepaths, as part of the A Night Of Horror Film Festival series, I reviewed a little film called Rotten Flowers that’s… a lot, it’s a lot!
Hocus Pocus 2 (2022) – Wonderful Witchcraft
Released: 30th September
Seen: 30th September

In 1993 the film Hocus Pocus was released to an audience that really didn’t want anything to do with it. At the time it was critically thrashed and the box office wasn’t exactly glowing which is a little understandable when you consider it was released on the same day as the juggernaut that was Free Willy and not too long after Jurassic Park, so audiences were somewhat distracted. Of course, as time went on, thanks to regular screenings around Halloween and the home video market, Hocus Pocus eventually found its audience and became a massive cult hit and has been subsequently reevaluated by many as a pretty damn good family movie with more than enough charm to delight most audiences, along with possibly the best cover version of I Put A Spell On You to ever be recorded.
Continue reading “Hocus Pocus 2 (2022) – Wonderful Witchcraft”The Ones You Didn’t Burn (2022) – Flaming Outdoors
Over on Soda & Telepaths, it’s the second entry in the Night Of Horror series of reviews and this time it’s slow burn The Ones You Didn’t Burn… kind of ironic that a movie called The Ones You Didn’t Burn would end up being a slow burn but hey, that’s what happened