Clayface (2026) – Skin Meltingly Creepy

Released: 22nd October
Seen: 8th November

Every so often, the superhero genre tries something new, something to try and keep it from being essentially a spin on the standard formula. One of the things they don’t do as often as they probably should is try to blend the superhero genre with the horror genre, though when they do try it can at least be interesting. When Brightburn did it, you got a wild alt-world version of Superman that asked “Hey, what if Ma and Pa Kent couldn’t actually save Clark at all”. When Doctor Strange In The Multiverse of Madness did it, we effectively got Marvel’s take on Evil Dead that explored how grief could harm people around you (admittedly not as well as WandaVision explored that same idea but hey, it was still fun). Finally, when Morbius did it, you understood why villains shouldn’t get stand-alone movies. If nothing else, taking the superhero genre and throwing in some horror elements is something that’s at least interesting and, in the case of Clayface, can lead to a genuinely brilliant take on a classic subgenre.

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Leviticus (2026) – Holy

Released: 18th June
Seen: 30th October

The concept of conversion therapy is simple to understand in theory, the idea that people can be changed from gay to straight through “therapy’ is one that’s been around for years… in practice, it’s torture. It’s straight-up torture and there is no middle ground on this, people are made to watch gay porn while being electrocuted to create a link between the pain and the desire, they’re beaten until they decide to ‘be straight’ or they’re just raped until eventually they break. So many options to try and turn a queer person into a straight person, every single one of them is straight-up torture done by people who should be thrown in the darkest prison cell you can find and absolutely none of them actually work because the victim of this torture isn’t suddenly straight, they’re just traumatised and are repressing who they are to avoid being hurt. It’s a real-world horror that is thankfully illegal in several places, medically frowned upon in others and hopefully will one day be considered as horrific a practice as “Drilling a hole in someone’s head to relieve headaches”. It’s also a powerful topic that can make for a compelling drama if done well and Leviticus does it so well that it might be one of the best uses of this specific real-world horror.

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Teenage Sex And Death At Camp Miasma (2026) – Hawt

Released: 7th August
Seen: 26th October

The 80s slasher boom was an absolutely fascinating period of history when it comes to horror that can be looked at from so many angles. There’s the obvious business angle where films were effectively made by throwing darts at a calendar and making something around the date that it landed on, how many films essentially exist because the tax breaks in certain countries made them so cheap that it was almost like printing money or just how that era was a breeding ground for talent getting to break in with cheap films that could get high returns. Then there’s the actual stories of the films themselves, how the creation of the Final Girl inadvertently created a feminist icon, how these stories often revolved around sex and death being intertwined just as the AIDS crisis was ramping up or how they often took real-world fears and events and turned them up to an 11. For a genre filled with killer dolls, dream-based serial killers and a lot of summer camp hijinks, it is a surprisingly deep category of film that people have talked about a lot over the years since. Now it’s filmmaker Jane Schoenbrun’s turn to take us through their unique perspective of this period of cinema as a trans woman who clearly loved the genre of films that she’s pointing to with Teenage Sex & Death At Camp Miasma, even for all the parts of them that didn’t age well.

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Backrooms (2026) – Back To Yellow

Released: 28th May
Seen: 24th October

It all started with a single image posted to a forum in 2019. 4Chan, a site with a controversial reputation (to put it kindly), had a paranormal forum, and one day someone posted a single image. This image

A room with yellow wallpaper, seemingly empty with a strange pattern on the wallpaper, a carpetted floor that appears well worn and several overhead lights

This simple image of a strange set of rooms with mismatched off-yellow wallpaper and a carpet that looks like it’s made friends with every incontinent animal on the planet became known as The Backrooms, a piece of internet folklore (AKA A creepypasta) that soon took on a life of its own. It began as a series of stories, people making up an elaborate history for this world until a young filmmaker named Kane Parsons made a YouTube video that imagined what would happen if someone with a camera got lost in the Backrooms and something was coming after them. These became so popular that it was seemingly inevitable that they would lead to a movie being made about this liminal space; what was less inevitable was that the film would actually be good.

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Saccharine (2026) – Sweetish

Released: 4th June
Seen: 23rd August

There is a term that is slowly becoming a little more well-known thanks to the invention of Ozempic and similar GLP-1 weight loss drugs known as Food Noise. The idea of food noise is just that someone is constantly thinking about food, even after they’ve eaten a meal and should rationally no longer be hungry. A lot of overweight people (myself included) know this noise well, as it’s that constant thinking of what to eat next that can become debilitating at times and is a phenomenon that’s finally starting to be talked about. Of course, it’s also inevitable that it can be taken and turned into the subject of a movie and it seems like the film Saccharine has decided to play around with the horror of such an idea, but in doing so appears to have bitten off a little more than it can chew.

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Passenger (2026) – Directionless

Released: 28th May
Seen: 12th August

Driving has become one of those things that everyone more or less needs to be able to do to be a significant part of society nowadays. Sure, you could theoretically get by on public transport and walking but everything is so far away and public transport is woefully underfunded in most places so as a general rule, you’re going to need to know how to drive. Because we spend so much time behind the wheel of a car it would make sense to have a horror movie where driving is a major element of the story, tap into some of those fears that come with the act of getting into a ton of steel on wheels and moving at 100 kms per hour alongside other tons of steel on wheels. There’s something naturally there that could make for quite the interesting film… or you could just do a fairly standard haunted house movie on wheels, that’s also an option available to you if you would like it and apparently that’s what Passenger went with.

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The Bride! (2026) – Marital Bliss

Released: 6th March
Seen: 10th August

Mary Shelley was, essentially, the inventor of modern science fiction with her 1818 novel Frankenstein: Or, the Modern Prometheus. This single 280-page book about a mad scientist deciding to dig up a bunch of corpses and sew them together to create the perfect man was an absolute revolution and would eventually go on to be the basis for another important work of art, that being the 1931 feature film Frankenstein. That film was, and still is, an absolute benchmark of horror cinema that everyone has referenced at some point and was one of the top earning films of the year when it came out, making 12 million at the box office (adjusted for inflation, that’s about 263 million today). It was big enough that director James Whale was basically begged to make a sequel which brought us The Bride of Frankenstein which is iconic in a very different way from the film that went before it (It’s campier and so much gayer, because why not?). That would inevitably lead to a string of sequels, remakes, reimaginings, recontextualisations and eventually would lead to Maggie Gyllenhaal taking a swing at the idea and giving us The Bride!, a striking modern take on the eternal classic.

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Undertone (2026) – Underdone

Released: 25th July
Seen: 9th August

In 1927, the film The Jazz Singer came out and changed the world. While it was possibly the first film to use sound (depending on how we want to define it there are several candidates for the first sound picture), it was certainly the first to be popular and to allow the use of audible dialogue, and so, with the simple line “You ain’t heard nothing yet”, that film entered the history of cinema as an important benchmark (even though that benchmark comes with a notable history of racism… but so does most early cinema, let’s be honest). Since then, sound has been an essential element of the cinematic experience; it can make or break a film. There are countless stories of films that were deemed to be bad because they didn’t have the soundtrack completed yet, a bad sound mix can make a serious scene into an accidental comedy, there’s an absolutely hilarious version of the trailer for The Mummy that muted the wrong audio track which became the only interesting thing about that movie. Sound is important and so when a horror film sells itself on its sound by saying it’s the scariest movie you’ll ever hear you hope that it can deliver on that… in the case of Undertone, it sounds good but I’ve heard scarier.

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Lee Cronin’s The Mummy (2026) – Evil Dead Wrap

Released: 16th April
Seen: 7th August

In 2023, Evil Dead Rise was released and became a smash hit. It absolutely dominated the box office with $147 million, got rave reviews from the critics and has possibly the most badass title card reveal that audiences have seen for a very long time. It was the kind of film where the person who made it would be undoubtedly heralded as a potential horror legend and basically guaranteed that they’d be able to make any film they would ever want to make in this specific genre. Therefore, it really shouldn’t be a shock that the next film by writer/director Lee Cronin would not only be one where he’s not held back by studio notes but one where he’s so clearly in charge that they have to put his name in the title… Now, if only Lee Cronin’s The Mummy were actually about The Mummy.

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Whistle (2026) – Hot Air

Released: 12th February
Seen: 5th August

A good old horror movie staple is the cursed object, something that’s been imbued with evil magic that causes death. The Monkey’s Paw, a tape that makes you die in 7 days, a One Wish Willow – simple everyday items that result in horrific deaths for anyone who happens upon them. This can often make for some truly great horror stories that not only shock the audience but also feel somewhat relatable; everyone at some point has picked up a random item and fiddled with it, so the idea of happening upon a cursed item and accidentally triggering its curse is weirdly believable. Sometimes it can lead to great movies, but often it’ll lead to films that’re just kind of OK, like the film Whistle, a film that doesn’t even have the decency to actually blow and give me an easy pun to make.

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