Yep, another review on Soda and Telepaths to start the month off and this time I reviewed the lost oddity The Amusement Park, and it is a good review that you should read because I do the good writing
Army of the Dead (2021) – Deadly Fun
Released: 21st May
Seen: 23rd May

I’ve made it no secret that I have a bit of a problem with how Zack Snyder has handled his time as part of the DCEU… namely, I believe his drab and depressing interpretation of the iconic DC superheroes is partially why that franchise stalled so hard that it might as well just die so we can hard reset it in a few years and try again. I’m not a fan of most of his work… with one notable exception. I absolutely loved his interpretation of Dawn of the Dead.
Continue reading “Army of the Dead (2021) – Deadly Fun”A Quiet Place Part 2 (2021) – Sounds Like Fun
Released: 27th May
Seen: 21th May (Advance Screening)

In 2018 the film A Quiet Place came out and was an instant hit, along with just generally being one of the best films of the year. A tense instant horror classic that was nothing short of miraculous in how cleverly it played with the audience, turning every sound into the most terrifying thing imaginable. It was a film that taught me how to eat popcorn by slowly dissolving it between my tongue and the roof of my mouth for fear I would make a sound so when I heard there was a sequel coming out, imaginatively titled A Quiet Place Part 2, on March 20 of 2020 (a day after my birthday) you wouldn’t find anyone more excited than me.
…and then the world decided to end and this film got pushed back by well over a year. Was the wait worth it? Hell yes it was!
Continue reading “A Quiet Place Part 2 (2021) – Sounds Like Fun”Stay Out Of The F**king Attic (2021) – Subtle… too subtle
Released: 11th March
Seen: 10th May

When picking what I want to review I have several ways of choosing. Sometimes it’s just “Oh, this is new, looks like that’s what we’re doing” but by roughly this point in the year there’s a long backlog of films that I missed because they release hundreds of films a year, I’m one person and I have other things to do. Sometimes I pick based on the film length, I might have enough time to watch and review a 90 minute film but don’t think I could sit through a 2 and a half hour film in whatever state I’m in… and then sometimes I see a film with a title like Stay Out Of The F**king Attic and the sheer abruptness of the title makes me curious.
Continue reading “Stay Out Of The F**king Attic (2021) – Subtle… too subtle”Spiral: From The Book Of Saw (2021) – The Best Saw
Released: 13th May
Seen: 12th May (Advanced Screening)

The Saw franchise is, to put is mildly, polarising. Some people hate it and think it’s disgusting torture porn with little artistic merit, some think it’s a fun over the top slasher series that pushes boundaries, rewards longtime fans and occasionally has something important to say. I fall into the latter category, a fan and defender of this franchise.
Saw 6 would easily be my personal favourite, the one time in the franchise when they really tried to say something about the healthcare system in America. Sure, the series would eventually spiral out of control with the abysmal Saw 3D and the forgettable Jigsaw but really, every horror fan knows that slasher franchises are notoriously hard to kill… and thank god because Spiral might be the best Saw movie ever.
Continue reading “Spiral: From The Book Of Saw (2021) – The Best Saw”Fried Barry (2021) Out-fried
Over on Soda & Telepaths I did a writing thing about an upcoming Shudder release called Fried Barry… it’s an interesting film with a shot that physically hurt me in the penis place, so enjoy that.
The Power (2021) – Powerfully Outside
So, a review for the new Shudder original The Power is over on Soda & Telepaths and you should read about this fun little haunted hospital flick.
Halloween Resurrection (2002) – Get Out!
Soda & Telepaths had me do a nice little retro review of the worst entry in the Halloween franchise, Halloween Resurrection… though I’m unsure they knew it was the actual worst when they asked for it. Go see me complain about it for a large amount of words, because that movie is still awful even 20 years later.
Blood Moon (2021) – The Moon Is Big Outside
Oh lookie, another day and another Soda & Telepaths review, this time off the upcoming episode of Hulu’s Into The Dark series (which looks like a cool series that I need to catch up on somehow, cos the only way this Aussie could see any of it was somehow getting a review copy). Anyway, ENJOY
Slaxx (2021) – Out of Jeans
Soda & Telepaths hooked me up with a screener of the movie Slaxx, which is about Killer Jeans… go read me flailing about this amazing insane movie